Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive.

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my ugly face keeps cock blocking me

Cannot bear it when people have the cheek to say they hate their parents. In some extreme circumstances I can fully understand, for example, abuse etc. But so many people just throw it around like its okay. ‘Daddy won’t buy me an IPod I hate my shitty life and I hate my shitty parents’, at what point does someone think it is acceptable to say that about the people who have put their all into bringing up these kids and tried so hard to give them everything they need. Im about to throw some punches.